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Punting

The act of going on a trek from the southern tip of Puntland, to the northern tip of the Horn, and finally bathing in the Guardafui Channel (marinka gardafuul)
they're about to go punting
by readyforthemoon55 October 1, 2019
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painting

"Painting" the new code name for masturbation for both men and women.
Haha, caught you painting last nite.

I've got a feeling your busy painting!!!

"Just gonna have a paint before i go out"
by Bec & Seb October 29, 2006
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painting

after a man ejaculates upon a woman he uses his dick like a brush to paint a picture with his semen. the painting is usually simple and temporary
for her 18th birthday amanda's boyfriend gave her a PAINTING of a present
by Simon Riley June 24, 2010
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cave painting

a cave painting is when you are doing a girl doggy stle while she is on her period. And you pull out and draw something on her butt cheek with the blood.
I pulled out and drew a little buffalo on her ass.
by william carr April 29, 2005
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Parting Fart

The act of laying down a massive dirty stealthy fart before departing an event or gathering that will later engulf the lungs of your audience with your tasty airbourne fecal delight.

To sucessfully infect your chosen audience you must adhere to the following rules:

* A PF must be delivered silently.
* You must leave before the first of your victims becomes aware.
* You must wait until the stench has become one with the room before leaving (N.B. The hotter the fart the shorter the wait).
I laid down meaty wet taco fart then waited in the hall for the screaming to begin.

..........You can't depart, without a parting fart !!! :-)
by GentleRapist December 17, 2010
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Planting a Tree

The Act of Impregnating a Girl.
Dude, stop calling me I’m planting a tree!
by CloudeSmoke July 19, 2020
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Google Punting

A strategy used to conceal ignorance in a debate when unable to answer a question by deferring to a Google search as "proof" that a good answer exists.
Google Punting is an intellectually lazy way out of an argument. In essence, it is an admission of defeat by saying "I don't know, and I'm unable to put together an intelligent argument, but someone else probably could. Plus, this is great because I'm forcing you to do all the work, while implying that you're the lazy one (not me) because you couldn't look it up yourself. And, if you're stupid enough to do it, it's even better because if you find something that disproves my point I can counter with 'hey, I didn't say that', or 'you're just cherry-picking' *and* send you back searching for the 'real' answer".
by FigurinOutLife September 30, 2012
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