Pansexual 

Pansexual means "romantic or emotional attraction towards people regardless of their sex or gender identity" but for me it means you don't care who you're with (gender or sexuality wise) all it matters is their personality (don't get some people wrong on this. I will not fuck a table). Yes it could be a non-human thing but then you're just fucking weird. Like come on.

Random Human: So uh.. you're straight right?
Pansexual human: No, im-
Random Human: You're Gay?!?
Pansexual Human: No you little hoe you didn't let me finish my sentence you dumb fuck. I'm pansexual.
Random Human: Rude much? Also so you're like.. bi?
Pansexual Human: oh my fucking god. No. It means I don't care what your gender is I just like you for you.
Random Human: Ohh Okay. So you're not bi..?
Pansexual Human: Oh my fuckin- *THROWS A TABLE AT THE RANDOM HUMAN*

Pansexual by read you dumb fuck February 22, 2018

Pansexual 

Being attracted to their personality

I realised I was pansexual when I liked her/him for the personality

Pansexual by Pansexual boye September 2, 2018

Pansexual 

Rapunzel.

And apparently Flynn Ryder too (after realizing his "prefs" and coming out of the pan closet).

Example 1: "Oh mama, I gotta get me one o' these!"

Example 2: "Frying Pans! Who knew?"

(pansexual. had to add this bit cause UD said error "should include the word being defined". gay.)

Pansexual by SykaDelea9 April 14, 2019

Pansexual 

Contrary to popular belief, pansexual is not when you are attracted to all genders and sexualities, but when you attracted to pots, pans, and other kitchen utensils

Pansexual 1: Yo, that pot was so hot

Pansexual 2: Yea but did you see that kitchen knife? *does TikTok fuckboy move*

Pansexual by urmumgaelol October 5, 2019

pansexual 

If you are pansexual then you REALLY like to cook. Pansexual people are attracted to not only pans, but all kitchenware

I am pansexual because I kissed a pan

pansexual by Frenchy101 May 28, 2020

Pansexual 

A bisexual that wants to be different to show how cool they are.

Pansexual: I love everyone on this planet males, females and so on.

Everyone else: There are only 2 genders so if you Like them both u are bisexual.

Pansexual by Gimmemoney June 19, 2020

Pansexual 

sexually attracted to pans

being pansexual has a 0% chance of pregnancy because the pan is a non-living thing

Pansexual by thegloriouswicky July 15, 2020