Punch the munchkin

A euphemism to describe masturbation; knuckle shuffle on the piss pump; pounding the purple headed yogurt slinger; working the wand etc.

In anticipation of his first date with the hot chick in his class, Joe decided to punch the munchkin before heading out.

by Señor Plata September 6, 2011

red punch

When you fist your girlfriend on her period and immediately leave to the next room to punch her sister.

her sister was a bitch after I gave her the Red Punch.

by awesome possum51423 May 19, 2016

Punch the Grunt

The act of aggressively masterbating ones penis with the same determination & vigor as meleeing a grunt in Halo.

Person 1: Hey man how did you date go?
Person 2: She never showed... so I decided go home and punch the grunt!!

by Zio-110 November 21, 2018

jug punch

The act of getting violently hit by large boobs.

"Where'd you get those bruises? Oh, my girlfriend jug punched me last night."

by blackout123 October 8, 2011

Stink Punch

The moment a bad smell suddenly and violently enters your nose

Someone in this supermarket must have farted because i just copped a stink punch in aisle 3

by Justo2010 July 8, 2022

punch-elbowed

A punch that is quickly follwed by an elbow (from the same arm)to the same area of the target in quick succesion. As the fist connects snap the elbow round and cath him/her when they least expect it.

dude! he just punch-elbowed that guy in the face!

by JimmyScreecgandJames July 30, 2008

center punch

Insert thumb in the butthole with slight clockwise rotation while penis is inserted in vagina during doggy. Very fun!!!

Kyle was center punched on the farm

by Rat pack ch123 July 22, 2017