wetter than an otters pocket

Your girl when she sees me, Seven, walking around

Girl 1: Omg I just saw Seven roaming around and they looked at me
Girl 2: Omg can they just fuck me already I’m wetter than an otters pocket I need to fix myself if they can’t fuck me

by fuckmedaddyseven June 9, 2021

Otter

IM AN OTTER WITH A DARKSIDE

what should I wear to grom?
This one says witch with a darkside
but this one says I'm an otter WITH A DARKSIDE

by King clawthrone July 10, 2022

Silky Otter

When you in full view of everyone, run at steel box section full speed with your ass hole exposed and jump into the air, turn 180 degrees and land ass first on the end, sliding along the length and filling your insides with steel.

Hey did you see Dan do the Silky Otter today? I didnt know lesbians got down like that.

by Catfishtits69 June 30, 2025

O U otter B kidding me

Oh, you ought to be kidding me.

Friend: I want you to write the definition of this word in Urban Dictionary.
Me: O U otter B kidding me!

by PenguinedPsyduck0xq0 March 11, 2021

Otter King

a gay person that can be funny but annoying.

Your mental process is like otter kings

by LightSpyz August 21, 2020

beefy otter box

The vagina of a woman whose had a baby, which makes the insides look like a beefy otter.

Oh man, I went out with this lady last night, and we got back to her place and she had a kid, and then I bailed cause I didn't want to see her beefy otter box.

by BeefyOtterBox May 30, 2017

laid an otter in the kettle

The act of defecating in the kitchen kettle of a person who is hosting a house party, unbeknown to said host.

"Urgh, my head. What happened last night at that party?"
"You laid an otter in the kettle"

by oxo gobbler April 21, 2018