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Only in Barnsley

When something is so bizarrely weird and awkward, that you scarcasticly use the term "Only in Barnsley", said in a tyke accent, to break the awkward/wtf silence
For instance, " A person that is so clearly hammered/high, that they're dancing round in the middle of the street shirtless" that your response is "only in Barnsley, said in a tyke accent"
by Clarkie73 April 26, 2019
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Onlot

A sexual god. A race with purple skin color, they have giant pp's and the first of the race was DIVE5ONLOT. Nobodys pp can be bigger than the founders. Offensive to call these people 'purps'. They will probably try to slit your throat when you sleep. The brain size of Onlot people are extremely large but enjoy to act as it is small and dumb brain.
Is he a Onlot? I want him in my bed, I wanna see if the legends are true!
by Onlot April 16, 2020
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only 25% of my viewers has subscribed to my channel

what most famous youtubers say
some famous youtuber : only 25% of my viewers has subscribed to my channel

me : stop please
by EU🅱️🅱️OUR January 27, 2022
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Only on Sundays

1. A retort when someone insults you or says something about judgemental about you.

2. A random way to trigger confusingly awkward situations.
1. “You’re gay.” Reply: “Only on Sundays.”
2. “Hey, you heard that Elon Musk bought Twitter?” Reply: “Only on Sundays.”
by mysteriouslyconfused May 11, 2022
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i only shoot blanks

I have had a vasectomy (tubes tied) my ejaculate cum contains no sperms, cannot make you pregnant, therefore let us fuck each other silly
Hi Babe! We should get to know each other better - I only shoot blanks ...
by MrWhooHoo January 19, 2014
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fox only

1.No items, fox only, final destination.
2.the only way to play smash gid gud casul
4 GLORY!!!
That reminds me of the time dunkey beat sky in fox only 4 glory
by Foxonly September 12, 2017
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The only advantage of having children

If you think about it, when you and your partner decide to have a baby he gets to creampie her throbbing coochie
Yeah I want to start a family, so I get the only advantage of having children
by Kanifykid666 February 26, 2019
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