That nigga King Trav be over here everyday looking for a handout. He a bottom shelf nigga. Ain't no charity up in here.
by Oatmeal787 October 01, 2015
I woman that is very attractive from her chest to her face. When you venture below the chest it is a disaster.
As my friends and I sat at Soup Plantation enjoying our food, we looked across the restaurant and stared at the woman making her first entree at the produce bar. She looked extremely sexy, but as she revealed her whole body from behind the produce bar my friend screamed, " AHHHH top shelf hottie."
by strikeout May 15, 2012
An act where a male pulls his penis so high his scrotum looks like a scrawny chicken usually performed as a party trick
by Gilly1982 October 05, 2010
Sally:How about alan? would yew go out with alan?
Lene:OMG thats so unattractive alan, he looks like the last chicken on the shelf!
Lene:OMG thats so unattractive alan, he looks like the last chicken on the shelf!
by Rambo's nan March 31, 2008
That regular at the resturant you work at that makes you feel hot and heavy. Definitely some top-shelf infatuation!
by Geshur J. February 17, 2022
A redneck with expensive taste. I.e. drives a beater car but owns a TV worth 3 times as much. Wears jeans from Walmart but drinks a $40 pour at the bar.
He drives a car held together with duct tape and prayers while drinking high dollar whiskey and watching Nascar on an 83 inch 4k TV. He is a top shelf redneck
Little Ross was having internet problems so he went over to his local newsagent for a wank mag, he cunningly distracted the two little old ladies looking for a Readers Digest and proceeded to grab "Back door Milfs" and proceed to the empty checkout with nobody seeing him.
"That be some Top Shelf Stealth right there!" he thought to himself.
"That be some Top Shelf Stealth right there!" he thought to himself.
by patrick_batemanRW March 22, 2010