candy cane anal

When you bend your non-erect penis into a U shape and stick it inside the significant other using the bend to see how long it will take to get hard and snap.

Person 1: Yo bro what's the matter, you look pretty sad.
Person 2: I broke my penis last night. :(
Person 1: Bruh what- how!?
Person 2: She wanted to do candy cane anal.

by THOT_EXTERMINATOR69 January 31, 2023

Cane Toad

An Aussie term used to describe someone from Queensland, Australia. There are a fuckton of cane toads there.

Aidan: Hey mate! Where's Damo?
Josh: Dunno, think he's at 'ome watchin' State Of Origin.
Aidan: Aw yeah! That's roight! He's a Cane Toad!

by rorumy November 17, 2024

Cane Ridgians

A person that goes to cane ridge

Fuck Cane Ridgians.

by Ka$h Money🤑 March 4, 2017

lazy candy cane

A candy cane that does not partake in normal candy cane things like hanging on a tree

Look at that lazy candy cane on a tree

by ItaDick March 15, 2017

Circumcised candy cane

A candy cane without its wrapper

I would like to eat a circumcised candy cane so I do not get plastic in my mouth.

by Cheeseitgang January 4, 2021

Kick the Cane

The act performed when an old person upsets you.

Mr. Dikeman was sure rude to me, I really wanted to kick the cane and watch him fall over.

by BoogieBobert89 May 2, 2025

candy cane

dick like a candy cane

dick like a candy cane

by mjmnjn December 27, 2022