Toasted Raccoon

A trans-Atlantic derogative of indeterminate origin, generally used to berate someone who is deemed to be inferior. Usage is widely believed to date back to World War II, where it was a popular ethnophaulism among the American forces, used as a slang term for recently deceased members of the Axis Powers, particularly Japan.
"You've broken the chain on my favourite bicycle you toasted raccoon! I'm going to muck your face to shreds for this!"

"I shot down several Jappo's last night, most of them ejected but I'm pretty certain that at least one of them was toasted raccoon, his parachute didn't open, haha!"
by Minotawr October 13, 2011
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toasted owl

When a girl squats over a toilet to pee and ends up shitting all over the seat and falling forward hitting her head on the wall all while someone is watching.
Sara was so trashed last night that she did a toasted owl in the ladies bathroom.
by Eggroid October 21, 2019
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Run-By toasting

The act of throwing toast at someone and running.

Tom Green-type comedy.
For halloween, me and my friend are going run-by toasting in town.

*throws toast at old man* *screams random jibberish and runs away leaving the old man and the wittnesses befuddled*
by "kilo" November 01, 2003
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toast cans

toast cans are simply toast cans
“That’s on toastcans luv
“Let’s all be jem and use toast cans for spaghetti”

“Help i asked what toast cans were and they attacked my mentions
by toastcan teacher January 16, 2020
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posted and toasted

a state of being in which an individual reaches a certain threshold of comfort, while being "posted" in any given environment.
yo man i got so doped up on that tetrahydrocannabinol that i just posted and toasted in my friend's room and watched tv.
by cup of choco February 17, 2013
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post toasted

To be so high that you surpass toasted and become post toasted.
After that blunt, i was post toasted!
by farmer1069 September 02, 2008
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Toledo toast

The act of pooping in a empty bread bag and slapping someone in the face with it.
Would you like a serving of Toledo toast?
by thebreadguy September 21, 2009
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