by original3mta3 October 23, 2008

by Definitely a human! August 27, 2022

A secret society of naked hobos that live in cornfields. When the crops are harvested they run, panicked and afraid, into oncoming traffic.
by Whitney June 24, 2003

A Tennese Back woods, cave dwelling, inbreed Thats addicted to anything corn or porn. A real bug eyed, bat nose, freak.
They like to play with there poo and never leave there caves. Corn monkeys do not need a mate to breed, there unisex. Soapy water makes them multiply so avoid baths. When traveling in corn monkey terrtiory make sure to keep ur things locked up or they will steal you blind and use your pets for sex toys.
They like to play with there poo and never leave there caves. Corn monkeys do not need a mate to breed, there unisex. Soapy water makes them multiply so avoid baths. When traveling in corn monkey terrtiory make sure to keep ur things locked up or they will steal you blind and use your pets for sex toys.
by Skillz-911 November 20, 2016

by we support gay pride May 23, 2019

you're such a corn-tan.
nice corn-tan.
are you ok? you look like you're sporting a corn-tan.
oh my god! look at your corn-tan!
you should get that corn-tan checked out.
nice corn-tan.
are you ok? you look like you're sporting a corn-tan.
oh my god! look at your corn-tan!
you should get that corn-tan checked out.
by corn-tanner March 27, 2010

A ripe, girthy turd birthed after a particularly overly starchy meal. Most commonly, excessive corn
consumption.
consumption.
I had a blast at the fall corn festival this year. Roasting corn, kettle corn, corn fritters, corn relish, corn nuggets, you name it. I was obviously not alone enjoying the fall bounty because those portable shitters at the event were full of corn babies and I dropped my own corn baby right on top the blue water for the next person to admire.
by Eaton Holgoode October 4, 2018
