irish oatmeal

the pile of puke one produces from drinking too much alcohol.

aww! I stepped in some Irish Oatmeal outside the bar!

by dons johnson December 16, 2009

Ostomptuous

Given to acts of arrogance and obliviousness that hurt others and make them angry.

Daniel was so ostomptuous the other day. He totally outed you in front of the entire rugby team.

by LordZozzy January 20, 2011

Oatmealville

A place where deer frolic, big foot walks around and little whores named Jamie live. You basically go there to end up like the bitches in Blair Witch Project while walking in to woods, or you can smoke pot in the woods and never get caught or you go there to visit your best friend and have adventures!!

Guy 1: "Hey man, want to smoke some jane up in the da woods?"
Guy 2: "Yeahhhh lets go to Oatmealville!"

by dattallbitch December 18, 2011

Oatmealed

When you want to buy online content legally (movies, music) but it isn't available, so you pirate it with the real intention of buying it later

I wanted to buy 'Game of Thrones' but I couldn't buy it...so I oatmealed it.

by Fozzie_debear June 17, 2012

Oatmealed

The act of making frivolous and/or highly inaccurate statements or lawsuits against a popular figure whereupon the internet followers and fans of such quickly jump to support said figure and expeditiously raise monitary funding for either the person's legal defense or an alternate charitable organization. Basically, you screwed yourself.

You're suing a guy whose stuff you stole and posted on your website? Dude, you're oatmealed...

by Julesong December 12, 2012

Oatmeal Rasotweiler

A cross between an oatmeal raisin cookie and a rotweiler.

"Aww look at that Oatmeal Rasotweiler! I could just eat it up! In fact, I just might! NOM NOM!"

by Dog Cookie Man August 30, 2013

Oatmeal Lesbian

They are the kind that are super into yoga (but they don't where cute outfits and take the meditation portion real serious), only eat organic local food, where a side bag made of felt, where comfort clogs,and lastly they look like they eat a shit ton of oatmeal.

I saw this oatmeal lesbian I'd like to take out to the farmers market.

by cupcakeABC March 2, 2016