nutter butter tea bag

It's when you wipe your ass from back to front while brushing the shit filled toilet paper against your nut sack. This will leave a decent amount of feces on your sack and in your ball hair. You then proceed to find a nasty whore that doesn't mind having a shit smeared ball sack dunked in her filthy mouth. "hence a nutter butter tea bag".

Shit on ball sack, dunked in a mouth. "Nutter butter tea bag"

by Peanut butter bar February 27, 2014

Nutter Butter

When you lather your hand(s) with butter and then proceed to masturbate.

I'm bored of just jacking off, I think I'll Nutter Butter tonight.

by scottandjohn June 28, 2010

butt nutter

Noun:

A person who sucks a straw full of peanut butter slam smoothy then inserts the straw in their partners ass and blows.

Jason you are being such a butt nutter.

by Lavaterranova August 28, 2009

Nutterscotch

Nutterscotch refers to any time a male's ejaculate resembles liquid butterscotch.

It does not matter where the ejaculate is, or who ejaculated on what, nutterscotch simply refers to the color and consistency of the ejaculate in comparison to liquid butterscotch.

Additionally, it is worth noting that "nutterscotch" may be used as a either a noun or an adjective. It is also uncommonly used as a verb.

Ex1: In the light of the moon, the ejaculate in Jill's gorgeous, flowing blonde hair resembled nutterscotch.

Ex2: Michael Bolton enjoys nutterscotch enemas.

Ex3: Carlos nutterscotched all over Sabrina's back so when she woke up in the morning she would be stuck to the bed sheets.

by SquirrelPimp May 8, 2014

nuttershlump

A tall, gigantic freak who struggles with an obsession for anime. They despise being asked if they have considered joining the NBA.

Woah, look at that Nuttershlump! I wonder if he has considered joining the NBA.

by iamyert July 7, 2022

Nutterdick

a derogatory term used to describe a person performing an act of stupidity and bitchassness

Ember: "he keeps driving by and revving his engine" Mary: "he won't stop though, he's to afraid of aaron" Aaron: "What a Nutterdick"

by Autopsie October 9, 2008

Nutterings

The verbal musings of a nutter

if you notice a crazy person spouting nutterings avoid eye contact at all costs.

by Dickie.Suzuki January 13, 2009