I'm Not A Lib

I'm back bitches! Who's ready to go bitchslap the Left into submission.

Time to get more liberals to shut the fuck up.

by I'm Not A Lib January 25, 2005

not a lion

{phrase}
1. refering to not being a large predatory cat of the african savannahs
2. refering to the phrase "not lying" but putting it in animal terms for the cuteness between couples.

1. "Hey why did you pounce on me?"-friend
"Pounce? Im not a lion."-me
2. "Babe, you're cute. Im not a lion."-me
"Nope, you're a moose."-gf

by Moose face...cakes December 3, 2005

not a jerk

not making a girl that loves you miserable just because you can. or because you really just dont care.

girl 1: i thought you said he was being not a jerk lately?
girl 2: yea, then he went back to normal.

by what-fucking-ever May 23, 2006

she not a lesbian for p she turn Pesbian

that's the meaning of being P

bro she was not a lesbian but for me she turned Pesbian because im big P

she not a lesbian for p she turn pesbian g

by big4uatro January 18, 2022

Not A Date

Usually prounouced NAD. n-ah-d as in the second half of gonads.

1) A setting where 2 people meet usually prior to a date; at coffee or ice cream to evaluate the other person preceding an actual date
2) A social meeting where 2 people may appear to be on a date (either at dinner, miniature golfing, a movie, ect) but if asked will deny the “date” and state with great intensity “we are just friends”

Shelley: How was the NAD (Not A Date) last night?
Sam: Oh we went for ice cream, but she has 4 cats . . . .
Shelley: are you going to go see a movie with her tonight
Sam: she has 4 cats . . . .
Shelley: so I guess I am going to have some sort of mental breakdown that will prevent you from going on a the date
Sam: not one, not two, but 4 cats . .

Shelley: but you keep NADding her!
Sam: it’s a really good not a relationship

by Bessie Lou November 6, 2009

not-a-gay

To reassure your fellow amigos that you aren't gay, after committing an act that puts your sexual orientation in question

Duvrai said: I really enjoy Sex and the City, did you catch the episode last night?

Brian: woah.... not-a-gay?

Duvrai: Not-a-gay

by snicthesbware November 12, 2010

that's not a fart

What you say when you think you have to fart, but it's really a poo, and it almost comes out, so you rush to the nearest toilet, doing a funny dance on the way.

*Person farts*
*Person tries to fart again*
Person: That's not a fart...
*Person runs to nearest bathroom and is running funny*

by Steve TheRapper Storms August 23, 2012