rip you open like a phonebook

the promise of having rough intercourse with a sexy lady in order to spread your seed

see also: pop you open like a clam

"Hey Susan, come here so I rip you open like a phone book and we can start a family."

by Tom Jones 2 July 24, 2005

you look like donkey kong

you look like an ugly monkey with a large posteriour who steals other peoples boyfriends/girlfriends.

Gina stole Jim from Sue. Sue totaly said you look like donkey kong to her.

by cloooooooooooooooooo January 01, 2011

you walk like joe biden

this is when you walk like your holding a shit between your legs trying not to crease ur shoe, specifically an edgar

marco: *is an edgar and walks weirdly trying not to crease his shoes*

mr. harrist: you walk like joe biden

by dumb b!tch March 22, 2022

can you quack like a duck

The retching noise made when having deep throat oral sex.

"Can you quack like a duck?" I asked whilst unzipping my file with an evil gleam in my japs eye...

by Hoverbacon September 21, 2015

Angels Like You

Mmm, mmm, mmm
Flowers in hand, waiting for me
Every word in poetry
Won't call me by name, only baby
The more that you give, the less that I need
Everyone says I look happy
When it feels right
I know that you're wrong for me
Gonna wish we never met on the day I leave
I brought you down to your knees
'Cause they say that misery loves company
It's not your fault I ruin everything
And it's not your fault I can't be what you need
Baby, angels like you can't fly down hell with me
I'm everything they said I would be
La-la-la
I'm everything they said I would be

I'll put you down slow, love you goodbye
Before you let go, just one more time
Take off your clothes, pretend that it's fine
A little more hurt won't kill you
Tonight, mother says, "You don't look happy"
Close your eyes
I know that you're wrong for me
Gonna wish we never met on the day I leave
I brought you down to your knees
'Cause they say that misery loves company
It's not your fault I ruin everything
And it's not your fault I can't be what you need
Baby, angels like you can't fly down hell with me
I'm everything they said I would be
I know that you're wrong for me
Gonna wish we never met on the day I leave
I brought you down to your knees
'Cause they say that misery loves company
It's not your fault I ruin everything (everything)
And it's not your fault I can't be what you need
Baby, angels like you can't fly down hell with me, oh
Angels like you can't fly down hell with me

by Death Menace February 27, 2023

make you behave like an animal

There are two things this could mean, one; you want them (your partner or really close friend) to behave like an animal, or two; it's a part of a song, called 'animal' by Sir Chloe. (imo it's really good,,)

Person 1: make you behave like an animal
Person 2: do it no balls

OR

Person 1: make me behave like an animal!
Person 2: I'm asking nicely, give me what I want!

Person 1: I'm asking politely, give me what I want!!
(They continue to sing the full song together)

by Roi_ May 25, 2023

To fuck you up like a cat

Slovenian metaphor for get ass whooped.

i'm going to fuck you up like a cat.

by SIvkoz March 30, 2018