Norwenglish

The case when one are stuck between two languages, this in particular being Norwegian and English or vice versa demographically.

"Ah Norwenglish again, i tend to forget Norwegian because of how often i speak English! It's so faens annoying!"

by NiggerKikeFaggot :D November 11, 2022

Norwegian Brush Hog

A hidden menu item at Red Lobster consisting of Norwegian female piss and and fried brush hog.

My favorite menu item at Red Lobster is the Norwegian Brush Hog.

by norwegianbrushhog July 11, 2023

The Norwegian Slammer

A sexual ritual that involves a female wielding a battle ax (or any other sharp cutting object) and severing the head of the penis of the given male while the female screams like a crazy drunken viking. If the male does not flinch or bleed, then he is deemed worthy of the woman's vagina.

Dave was treated to the Norwegian slammer by his crazy new girlfriend, Jenna, and he cried like a baby back bitch.

Right before I slipped my penis into my girlfriend's puss, she pulled out a switchblade and sliced the head of my penis off. Now I know what the Norwegian Slammer feels like.

by DarkWolfRising January 4, 2011

Norwegian Curve

A dudes cock that is curved or kinked.

damn, that dude is going to have to fuck that bitch at a right angle with that norwegian curved cock

by sluthole September 25, 2003

norwegian oysterfuck

Just A Disturbing Insult You Can Call Someone that will leave them speechless, (See thundercunt)

Jordan: YOUR A norwegian oysterfuck

Chuckie: Dude....

by J.J PENISFUDGE October 8, 2008

NORWEGIAN GUITAR HERO

the act of when a man streches out a women's ass hairs very tightly, and then proceeds to play the native norwegian national anthem. the man will continue this melodious symphony, until the female reaches the point of the "squirt".

Tim - " Yo, i was totally hit'n katya last evening, when i started rock'n out to the native tune."

King SwAGKiiD LeX - " Did You Pull Off The NORWEGIAN GUITAR HERO ? "

Tim - " You bet yo, had to end it early becuase she busted at the chorus. "

by Norwegian Sex April 12, 2011

Norwegian Corneal Eye-Pissing

While receiving oral sex, the act of suddenly jerking back, extricating the penis from the mouth and simultaniously urinating in the eye of the "sucker." Practiced first by the Vikings in the late 8th and early 9th centuries.

Fuck! I just got nailed by a Norwegian Corneal Eye-Pissing

by deanmono & zilla December 28, 2006