certified nonce

A Certified Nonce is a legitimate pedo

Lea: omg look at josh!
Tam: yeah, he’s a certified nonce!

by Lea232323 January 15, 2019

mong nonce

A sexual predator who only has sexual interest in a mong a person with ( Down syndrome )

Linda: I’m surprised to find out your a mong nonce and have been sentenced to imprisonment.

Christopher: Yes unfortunately I was court being a mong nonce Lina.

by Gutterpress February 18, 2022

Nonce Pass

A person can get a nonce pass from noncy behaviour if the subject of the discussion is older than the person talking.

Jack: Laura is well fit. I'd deffo smash.
Matt: Mate that's kinda booky that you're talking about her like that, isn't she like 16?
Jack: Don't worry, I'm 16 too. I've got the nonce pass.
Matt: Oh okay, safe.

by Boniitti July 8, 2019

NONCE RAID

The Act of Vandalising A Nonce’ house Purely on the Fact they are a Nonce

‘Come on a Nonce Raid boys?’

‘Nonce Raid later boys?’

by DANGERDAVEINTHERAVE November 4, 2020

Kettle Nonce

When someone who has a massive head cant hold the weight of it up when running.

Hahaha! Seen him running the kettle nonce! Cant carry his head bless him.

by Coops12345 June 29, 2017

Golf nonce

A derogatory term for a chap who puts a putter up his rear and shouts “OOOOOH AHHHH WHEEE”

Macca is a golf nonce.

by Stegner June 4, 2023

Naked nonce

When a Harmsworth washes his car with no top on to try and impress young children

Harmsworth is washing his car topless again during the school run he is such a naked nonce

by Jexma September 14, 2021