nigel online policeman

online Nigel who claims to drive a police car when in reality drives a wheelchair

Nigel online policeman crashes his wheelchair

by mrs tosser August 3, 2025

nigels fav meat

african sausage

nigels fav meat cool

by mrs tosser October 25, 2025

unemployed nigel

When you are imaginary dating fat syrian Luffi, and she hasn't given you either a E blowjob or a E handjob...you haven't gotten any "job" yet

unemployed nigel cool

by mrs tosser October 21, 2025

Nigel

someone that is freakishly weird and is a loner (this word exactly describes Mr Magson)

Mr Magson is a nigel

by ana oop September 17, 2019

cat lubbing nigel

nigel lubs to 69 four legged puzzy. then sticks his anus through the cat flap for kitty to lick

cat lubbing nigel shagging cats

by mrs tosser October 10, 2025

Nigel

A way for a lesbian (or a any woman who doesn't want to be around men for any reasons) to refer to her straight female friends' boyfriends who they drag around everywhere.

Stefanie, if you'll invite your nigel next time we go for a walk - I will throw him off a bridge.

by a_sister May 31, 2023

Nigel

Nigel is such an amazing person. He is "Six feet tall and super strong" (GUY.exe reference 😏). He acts smart but really isn't, knows a lot of general knowledge though. He's athletic too. He also gives millenial energy. 😭
He's confident and hella sexy and if you think that, its just called being mature.
(People who don't think Nigel is hot just aren't mature enough to realise).
He's always shipped with one person, that person finds it annoying. That one person also happens to be the one person who doesn't hate him. <3

"Yo look, Nigel just scored 24 baskets."
"Nigel seems like a smart person."
"We need more people like Nigel."

by FriedWaterIsBae March 1, 2022