newage

A euphamism for New Age music, a horrible, hideous genre of aimless, unlistenable drech for washed out, middle-aged ex-hippies and the power crystal clutching disciples of con men who use bits and pieces of various Eastern religions, interspersed with liberal helpings of pure bullshit in order to sell their overpriced, horribly written books (also filled with bullshit) and ugly quartz crystal trinkets. Rhymes with "sewage."

Hey, holmes, get that fucken' newage crap off of my sound system right now! And bury that c.d. once you're through taking it far, far away from anyone with anything resembling taste in music.

by the birds and trees September 17, 2006

Newark

College town in Delaware where the University of Delaware is. Home to so many hot north Jersey girls and parties you will lose your mind. Also where local Newark, DE thugs hang out, that will punch you in your face, also known as "townies".

"You go to Delaware?"
"Yea, we thought we were cool, but me and my friends just got beat up by some townies."
"They were from Newark."

by stimie bros December 16, 2007

Newbacca

The moment in a young man's life when he realizes that he has amassed a sudden increase in body hair. Usually in unfortunate areas.

Johnny: "I woke up this morning and found hair growing on my shoulders!"
Frank: "Dude, you're a Newbacca - GRRAAAHHH!"

by Royal Cunninglinguist Society January 30, 2009

Newfag

A new player entering 2b2t, the oldest anarchy server in Minecraft

Let's go hunt some newfags at spawn

by 2b2t.fr player June 3, 2021

Newfie

A shorting for Newfoundlander. Newfoundland is the most eastern province in Canada. Newfies speak Newfoundland English which is a mix of several accents and dialects of English. But remember some Newfoundlanders don't like being called Newfies by Americans or sometimes other Canadians.

Person 1: So you're from Newfoundland?
Person 2: Yep, I'm a Newfie.

by THEJELLYBEANMEISTER January 17, 2015

Newfoundland lobster trap

Originating from an episode of How I Met Your Mother where they discussed multiple Canadian sex acts, the Newfoundland lobster trap involves a girl having sex on top of a guy, and right when he is about to climax, he twists her nipples and yells "Here comes the drawn butter!"

Last night, I ran out of sex acts to perform so I had to give her a Newfoundland lobster trap!

by Ted Mosby is a jerk March 26, 2009

Newfag

Someone who is new to something, could be a website. Usually annoying and stupid enough to be called a new fag.

Person 1: .CT (kyle) is such a newfag.
Person 2: Yeah he just joined yesterday and is spamming and annoying people.

by Juked June 7, 2009