a very rare handsome awesome funny witty intelligent captivating man with proper spelling of his name and also has unusually large penis
by suckaducka916 February 16, 2023
Get the neilmug. The most beautiful girl in the world who will make you happier than anyone alive, sucks cock like a pornstar and loves like no other, from the moment you’ll meet her you’ll want to marry her the moment you meet her, so hold on and never let go.
by Shnsbf July 23, 2022
Get the Shannon Neilmug. A chubby pudgy guy who often smiles with joy and delight when farting in the presence of others. Fat Neil often uses strange words and noises which he created to ward off evil lionesses trying to attack his dark mane of fart. While grunting these noises and words, a sponge like creature appears out of his constantly sore muscles to attack the nearest dirty and winging derp.
Guy 1: hey have you seen this new kid?
Guy 2: yeah look at those cheeks he must be a Fat Neil!
Guy 1: the derps better watch out for his spongy monster!
Guy 2: yeah look at those cheeks he must be a Fat Neil!
Guy 1: the derps better watch out for his spongy monster!
by A swan in bread May 20, 2014
Get the Fat Neilmug. Girl 1: Did you hear about Adam and Steve? They were Neil Patrick Harris'ed!
Girl 2: They were what?
Girl 1: They had a surrogate who had twins and both Adam and Steve were biologically the father of one baby.
Girl 2: They were what?
Girl 1: They had a surrogate who had twins and both Adam and Steve were biologically the father of one baby.
by teddybear+mermaid June 19, 2014
Get the Neil Patrick Harris'edmug. he is a physics genius and did a cube club with the physics teacher and is just so so so amazing. Just kidding (maybe). A neil is someone who is fun to joke around with and agrees with me that boys bathrooms are disgusting. He also needs to talk to a therapist because he got tramautised by a kid named Paul at the urinal. He also doesn't wear shoes inside the house like a good boy.
by northdokateyourass November 30, 2021
Get the Neilmug. Eureka, or eureka moment; an epiphany; when something occurs to you -- e.g., the name of a song or artist -- suddenly on the spur of the moment, esp. when you're driving.
Named after crooner Neil Sedaka.
Named after crooner Neil Sedaka.
by I mean, yeah March 24, 2020
Get the Neil Sedakamug. A man who cannot tolerate bones in food. Also doesn’t get any action. Wears a wee willie winky nightgown and cap to bed.
by Clngepiece November 24, 2021
Get the Boneless Neilmug.