nardsnarffer

Someone who snarffs nards.

Dang, you really snarffed those nards. You are a true nardsnarffer.

by stinkenheimer May 12, 2011

Nardy

A night party

I wasn't invited to Robert's Nardy, man i'm so upset

by savagegirl8362827 July 18, 2017

Nard

Nard is more commonly know as a hard shit. So hard that it can cause bleeding to the anus and crack the shitter bowl.

Joe says- Dam Billie, I just took the biggest nard in your grandmas Shithouse.

Billie says- Dank Cunt, my poor grandma gonna be sniffen hard shit and anal blood for weeks.

by Butholemaster69 March 13, 2019

Nard

A person who acts like a nerd, but is in reality dumb.

The nard always talks about science, but he has a C in his class.

by Lizardman88 June 13, 2020

Nardie

Somebody who has the personality of a wet paper bag and smells like nards even online

Hey man did you hear about that total Nardie?

by FranksRedHotCome August 22, 2020

nadzif

the dude thats half geek and half nerd, and will treasure everything you give him. He thinks kisses are disgusting but after he'll be thinking about it for days on end. He loves hugs and hoodies and just a really soft guy in general. :)

Dude, I just lost to Nadzif in a Yu Gi Oh battle but he was a great sport about it.

by star.｡*♡ April 17, 2022

sir nardo

A male who's basic goal is to gather as many internet skanks as possible to make up for his life inadequicy and genetalia size. May assume different nicknames and attempt intellectual conversation only to be thwarted and outed due to pathelogical lying and ineptness.

Sir_Nardo : If I was'nt with <skanknumber5> I would try to get with you.

`shannon` : Wow ok, you = idiot.

by LoRd_SoCk March 26, 2005