Nan

a Nan is generally the oldest "ring in" to a an already formed group of mates, they have an overwhelming concern for what the others are doing whether or not it’s actually there business , the Nan is generally overbearing with support like a self-imposed father figure and when it comes to actually doing something the Nan f#$%’s around like an old woman and normally takes 5 times long then any one else should, they have extreme OCD and cannot take criticism of any kind.
Nans generally drink every one else under the table and will make sure every one has a blankie if they are passed out and not able to get into bed.

Gee, Old mates a Nan, i cant even put the bike on the ute without him checking it.

by Gangus Karn August 12, 2020

I swear down on my nan’s grave

Popular statement frequently used by Formula 1 YouTuber Rocketpoweredmohawk. Used to express to swear on something or used as a general indication of anger/frustration

“If Max Verstappen wins the next race and gets his 50th win in a row, I swear down on my nan’s grave, I will be very disappointed”.

by 69ReasonsWhy April 1, 2024

Ur nan a man

The definition of a black hole. Use this phrase with causion.

Kyle: Ur mom gay
Dave:No u
Kyle: Ur dad lesbian
Dave:Ur granny tranny
Kyle:Ur grandpap a trap
Dave:Ur sister a mister
Kyle: Ur nan a man
*Dave dies and joins Stephen Hawking in heaven*

by Kazi02 May 12, 2018

Your Nan

A response used by foolish kids who think they’re hard and smart. Also a comeback that probably originated from about 2013. It’s right up there with neek at the dead response level.

Daniel: Oi bruv, what’s the time?
Jake: Your Nan.
Daniel:Suck your mum you fucking slag.

by SuckYourMum321 September 25, 2018

ya nan gay

You run out of jokes and have the worst humour. Also she is properly not gay.

'Hey dude!'
'Yes?'
Ya nan gay!'
'You suck Bob!'

by oldfeet10000000 July 7, 2021

Nan

An absolute banker of a bet. Otherwise known as a Nanker, thus abbreviated to Nan.

Chorley FC to get relegated at 1/1, that’s a bluddi nan.

by MahatmaNandhi January 15, 2018

Patterning up your nan bruv

A word term that british people used along time ago very outdated. In short terms it means "I'M GONNA FUCK YOU UP"

Person 1: Hey goofy can you get me a BOTTLE-O-WATER
British Man: Hey you making fun of me? *ignores*
Person: 1: What day is it? oh i know! IT'S CHEWSDAY INNIT MATE?
British man: AY YOU SAY ONE MORE THING OR MAKE FUN OF MY PEOPLE I'M GONNA COME OVER THERE AND PATTERNING UP YOUR NAN BRUV.

by Pleasedon'treadmysearchHistory November 25, 2024