Squidward nose

Inspired by the character Squidward Tentacles from SpongeBob SquarePants, this is when you have a long penis, but it’s top-heavy and flaccid, and as a result, is floppy.

“Hey man, I heard Jamie couldn’t get it up last night, that squidward nose ruined the mood.”

by JimmyButler69 July 11, 2020

Nose-Beak

A human nose that closely resembles a beak, especially when pulled on.

"Woah, Alex...that's a pretty big nose-beak."

by SerenityFirefly March 19, 2007

penis nose

someones nose that is shaped like a penis.
aka joey avila

hey look dude joey has a "penis nose"

by alfredo gonzalez August 24, 2008

Brown Nose

1. To try too hard to impress someone (often your manager at work). To be an ass kisser.

She is the biggest Brown Nose in the company!

by C.J. Byrne April 18, 2008

nose missile

When a snot projectile is ejected as a result of sneezing.

Brad's nose missile barely missed hitting Rita's blouse.

by Bob Velvetta June 11, 2017

Buss Nose

Signal for giving some sloptop. Originated in Aliceville alabama

“Aye kanye tell that peez to buss nose”
“Aye we caught that peez busting nose behind the field house”

by froggie205 September 12, 2022

nose diaper

Something you can attach to your face when sick to soak up excess snot (mucus). Used because the amount of snot flowing from said nose makes sufficient wiping/blowing with kleenex impractical or impossible. When you can't just wipe, you need a nose diaper.

Dude, Christine is so sick today...she needs a nose diaper just to keep from snotting on herself.

by El_Dre July 14, 2010