Murphy dick

When a man gets an erection for no apparent reason, usually in the wrong place at the wrong time.

Jimmy goes up the to front of the classroom to give a speech.
Teacher: Jimmy whats that in your pants?
Classmate: Haha he's got a murphy dick how embarrassing.
Jimmy: Shut up its not my fault!

by beerrunbandit92 September 9, 2010

Murphy Squirts

When you shart your pants and it drips down your leg!

I had the Murphy Squirts and my wife had to bring me new underwear to work.

by Giffinator May 31, 2011

Murphy's locker

The likelihood that when you select a locker (usually at gym) that someone will need to access the locker above, next to, or under the one you are using.

Gym Rat One: "Are you waiting for something?"
Gym Rat Two: "Yeah, my locker is below yours."
Gym Rat One: "What are the odds of that considering there are probably 100 in this locker room?"
Gym Rat One: "It's called Murphy's locker. Good workout?"

by pauldonyc October 27, 2011

ava murphy

A tottaly amazing bitch 😂 In the good way. Pretty and has a personality of a flip flop 😂😂

That girl is such a ava murphy

by 11hi11 February 14, 2017

Dirty Murphy

When someone uses a straw to suck a fart out of a hookers asshole

Omg did he just do a dirty murphy? That guy is crazy af

by Gluemonkey April 19, 2018

greg murphy

New Zealand born Melbourne based Touring Car driver, claim to fame being 4 Wins at Bathurst but having never won the V8 Supercar title itself. Famously won V8 Round at Pukekohe Park and screamed all the way through the slow-down lap. Enjoyed moderate success in Formula Holden before joining MHRT, taking out Bathurst in 1996 partnering Craig Lowndes. Recently raced for K-Mart Racing, moving now to PWR and will continue to run under number 51.

"That guy who bashed Greg Murphy in his definition probably has a small penis."

by sloanie December 29, 2004

Murphy

noun (mur-fee)
(Past and past part; Murhpy'd, Murphed)

To consume copious amounts of alcohol by oneself while sitting in a tranquil environment and avoiding any kind of social situation.

Friend #1: Hey, how would you like to go down to the local watering hole and get a couple cold ones?

Friend #2: No thanks, I'm going to stay in and Murphy my balls off!!!

by numer0 uno December 8, 2010