Wonder Moose

(n.) A fictional moose twins dream about having sex with

(v.) The act of twins fondling one another's genitals while both partners fantasize about moose

Hey, this kid I know loves wonder mooses. Him and his sister pleasure one another to the thought of love-making with several mooses

by WMFOREVER December 17, 2010

moose nuckle

The slightly bigger version of camel toe....Usually refered to as the "fat girls" camel toe...the moose nuckle!!

Holy shit, that aint to camel toe thats a motha fucking moose nuckle....i dare you to go tell her to pick it...

by joe January 18, 2005

Moose Fuck

To move something forcefully, generally with a pelvic thrusting motion and grunting sound effects.

I moose fucked my dresser dresser from one side of the room to the other.

I helped Nick moose fuck his desk across the room.

by sarcasticjew March 9, 2011

shampoo a moose

large sperm buildup which when relieved would be enough to cover a moose. Usually due to lack of sex for an extended period of time.

Man...I havent had sex in so long I could "shampoo a moose".

by the_trapper August 15, 2006

sticky moose

The act of ejaculating in a female's hair. Then taking said female's hair and molding it into antlers. Thus making her a sticky moose.*
*note. The term sticky moose has a double meaning as the victim both looks like a moose and also has a moose-like liquid in her hair, only stickier.

Now Regina's a sticky moose!

by bogos zilch September 11, 2007

Feeding The moose

Feeding the moose is a better way of saying "choking the chicken" because people wont understand.

Friend- What are you doing?
Me- Nothing really, just feeding the moose, how about yourself?
Friend- What moose?
Me- Exactly.....

by KiwiPotato July 14, 2014

a naughty moose

The usage of crayons for sounding.

His dick was pretty small but that didn't stop him from giving himself a naughty moose.

by 69crayons November 21, 2019