Jordan is Stupid Month

1. A universal holiday which was started on the 21st of May in 2010. It is the holiday enjoyed by many adults and children alike where people celebrate the truthful fact that "Jordan is Stupid." It starts on the 21st of every month and lasts for exactly 30 days or until the 21st of the next month.

1. During Jordan is Stupid Month
Q: "Hey, why does your mom smell like eggplants?"
A: "Because Jordan is Stupid."

by Laws of Gravity May 25, 2010

Grab Dick Month

This is a holiday, Selected on October. This holiday includes the permission of grabbing someone’s dick. This act is not an offense in any way.

Hey Babe, it’s Grab Dick Month!

by CheetoFuck October 07, 2019

National Simp Month

All December simping nationally approved by Obama

Joshua: "Edwin why you simping so much over jasmin?"
Edwin: "Because bruh it's National Simp Month!"

by Yung Couch October 22, 2019

John Lennon Month

December; he died on December 9 1980.

Honor John Lennon Month by doing nonviolent acts throughout the month of December.

by casty12 November 17, 2010

Straight Pride Month

The month for people to celebrate Heterosexuality. Although, it can be enjoyed by LGBT people too.

I can’t wait! Straight Pride Month is here! I can fuck a lotta bitches!

by GDZ June 16, 2022

Whole October month

The whole month you kiss your partner everyday of the month .

Whole October month like say October 1 st I got to kiss my boyfriend/girlfriend

by Mike dwaen October 16, 2019

slap ass month

The whole month of October you have a free pass of slapping any girls ass!
Good luck ;

Watch out it's slap ass month!

by heheboiii October 03, 2019