Hot Mongolian

When you have sexual intercourse and contract an STD/STI from an Asian hooker

I should not have had sex with that Asian chick She gave me the Hot Mongolian dick

by Hot Mongolian June 7, 2022

Mongolian Delight

The act of engaging in anal sex in wildly inappropriate and risky locations.

"This yard sale is boring" she said with a wink.So we went around back and found a gazebo for a quick Mongolian Delight.

by Mongolian DILF June 5, 2022

Mongolian

Kind of like the Inuit, they are born with a genetic ability to live in subarctic temperatures. Mongolians are the toughest East Asians. Mongolians can live in -20 Fahrenheit weather and ride horses better than most Texans.

A: It’s 20 degree right, why aren’t you wearing a coat?
B: I’m Mongolian, 20 degree is like Spring where where I’m from.

by Eastermister January 9, 2020

Mongolian Matador

A foreign species, not native of any particular origin, but most commonly mistaken to have relations to the Ding and Dong Dynasty. Known for his ability to write small, kick high and blow things up, The Mongolian Matador has a quiet demeanor but possesses the ferociousness of the once known to be extinct, Wolverine. This species is rare because most died out during the samurai era. Some have been seen in the Bronx and in Eastern Regions of Long Island. Distinguishable by the long, rubber band tied Ryu (from street fighter) hair do.

Put against a wall, this creature is known to mimic the forgone Mr. Miagi with Matrix speed neck chops.

Approach with caution.

The Mongolian Matador was last seen drinking endless bottles of pepsi.

by Big Jon'e January 27, 2009

Mongolian Snakebite

A sexual act which requires a great deal of love and trust with your mate. To perform the Mongolian Snakebite, you need a sharp knife and your penis. You simply stab your lover, probably in the tummy, and then fuck the hole.

I gave my old misses a Mongolian Snakebite last night... she hated it but the police thought it was hilarious.

by 2005 Honda Odyssey December 16, 2018

Mongolian dry pancake

Wrapping and rubbing a dry pancake around your wiener until you make syrup

Jameson just released a fat load onto Mr. Yo after trying the Mongolian dry pancake

by Pubelicker94 May 28, 2025

Mongolian Promethazine

when Luke.M sips his promethazine during religion while simultaneously flicking his little bean under the desk.

I pulled a Mongolian promethazine in honor of my friend Luke.M

by lukewantsanna January 10, 2025