Mister Brown

My business associate with whom I meet on an almost unchanging basis every morning between the hours of 9 and 11:30 in the toilet. Mister Brown is smooth, sophisticated, and extremely professional. I always feel relieved after doing business with him.

Honey, I need an extremely large magazine. I'm going to be in session with Mister Brown for at least an hour.

by misterbrown June 2, 2011

Misery High

Misery High is a roleplaying group on deviantART.com. It has become a very interesting as well as equally dangerous school located in Misery Falls, west Virginia. There are very many rumors circling the school that usually stem from the comment of death and danger.
The only way to know this for sure is if more people attend Misery High to uncover it's secrets.
As the name states it is a school of misery but from this misery there is excitement and interest. Plus the rumors can't always be true, can they? Whatever the case may be, this school is definitely to die for.

1. "Have you heard of Misery High?"
2. "Some people say there are ghosts at Misery High, do you think it's true?"
3. "Misery High always has a lot of rumors."

by GarnetEncrustedCarnations August 6, 2011

misery-top

when you tell someone something slightly sad and they respond in saying something much worse, as though trying to win a competition that only they are participating in.

Person 1: "I had so much homework this weekend!"
Person 2: "Well I got attacked by a bear!"
Person 1: "Way to just misery-top me."

by geek522 November 6, 2011

Misera-full

The act of eating beyond fullness derived from the words miserable and full

After eating too much at Thanksgiving dinner, I walked away from the table feeling misera-full.

by The Coach November 27, 2012

Miserabate

V.
Miz-er-uh-bayt

To masturbate in a state of misery.

After a the worst day of his life, Daniel chose to go home and miserabate to try to make himself feel beter.

by mmxjcl September 11, 2013

Mister Lawrence

A gay nigga that does farms in his backyard that makes his students work for him as slaves

Mister Lawrence is about to nut

by Mister Lawrence May 26, 2018

Misery Businessed

To have a crush on a someone while they're in a relationship with someone you dislike, then eventually stealing them from them

Girl 1: guess what!!!
Girl 2: what???
Girl 1: I misery businessed Karen so Zach and I are dating!

Girl 2: damnnn you got what you wanted!

by Theguywiththeflowercrown August 14, 2018