Minor

A child, often below 18

Person 1: I love minors
Person 2: Haha, so you mean miners?
Person 1: no.

by Big Erected James October 7, 2023

Serenade in B-Flat Minor, Op.3, No. 5

the most vulgar explicit classical musical piece ever written according to Spotify for sone reason.

composed by Sergei Rachmaninoff

Serenade in B-Flat Minor, Op.3, No. 5 is listed in Spotify as explocit material.

what the Serenade in B-Flat Minor, Op.3, No. 5 is going on in this place?!

by technormouse May 25, 2024

I'm literally neurodivergent and a minor

A phrase used by chronically-online preteens as a way to absolve themselves of any wrongdoing from their behaviour online, often on sites such as twitter.

Often associated with stan-culture, most people who use this phrase are obsessed with one or more internet celebrity.

"OMG Generic Minecraft YouTuber did something!! I'm gonna post obsessively about it, and generally behave in a ravenous manner to those who have minor disagreements with me!"
"Dude wtf is your problem."
"Erm I'm literally neurodivergent and a minor"
"Oh ok. Carry on then"

by SbeveSbren January 18, 2024

minor magnet

an adult person who is attracted to and dates/ texts minors. (is a pedophile)

“Have you seen his new girlfriend?” “Yes he sure is a minor magnet”

by skenny08 July 26, 2023

Loose Minor

A loose minor is an underage individual who is unprotected, vulnerable, and available for purchase.

"Dude, did you SEE Brayden at the playground today? He is SUCH a loose minor."

by LilPredy December 31, 2024

Minor Emergency Clinic

Any bar or tavern on your way home from work.

Man, I really need to stop at a Minor Emergency Clinic after work today!

by coolarrow February 20, 2011

Visible minority

A somewhat contradictory and ironic term that Canadian bureaucrats love to use. Likely stems from the fact that Canada wants to be seen as "multicultural" and championing social justice values, but at the same time you have to be seriously joking to think that labelling people as a "visible minority" makes people feel included. If anything it has the exact opposite effect, like who tf wants to be labelled a minority? Incredibly idiotic term that only serves the benefit of bureaucrats.

Bureaucrat: Are you a visible minority?
Person 1: Visible minority? *chuckles baffledly* Who thought this term was a good idea?

Bureaucrat: I don't know I'm jus—
Person 1: Global majority would've been much more apt, because most humans aren’t white. But no, you bureaucrats cling to this clunky term, patting yourselves on the back for “diversity” while reinforcing the very divides they claim to bridge.

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian February 26, 2025