Butter Fingering

When a women is finger-banged and butter is used as the lubricant. In Australia this may also involve eating the butter off a piece of toast.

"I was butter fingering you after class, It didn't mean we were dating!"

by HankyPanky420 February 24, 2009

minging

1. Drunk.

2. Ugly.

1. I'm still recovering off last night mate, I was minging.

2. I heard his new bird is minging.

by charlie c December 23, 2006

Ass Mongering Feltchery

1. Linkin Park.

2. A scientific prediction of what the White Stripes may have sounded like if they were to have had a bass guitarist.

1. This new Linkin Park disc accurately portrays the bands new artistic lease towards Ass Mongering Feltchery, even more so than their previous, yet surprising similar, efforts.

2. What is this Ass Mongering Feltchery I am hearing on the radio.

by Dale Williams June 13, 2004

minging

minger - a ugly person or someone carrying out a gross act.

Magaret Thatcher is a minger

by I P Freely November 28, 2002

Millering

The act of gaining a woman's trust, conving her to get on all fours in a sexual setting and then proceed to shove your index finger into her anus with consent

"Flip over and trust me", said Matthew, before proceeding to Miller her.

"Why did you break up with Matthew?"
"He was into Millering"
"Ew gross, good call"

"He Millered me"
"PAHAHAHAHAHAHA"

by Lord BrianD of Trees June 2, 2017

Millering

The art of smoking a carton of cigarettes per day and not expecting to have breathing problems.

As much as he’s been millering I’m surprised he’s not dead.

by Yevrah werd October 27, 2018

Lingering Hug

A lingering hug is when the hug initiator exceeds the hug time appropriate for their attractiveness. It is often associated with politicians that have aged out of their attractive years initiating hugs with interns. This problem grew in viability during the #MeToo movement. The maximum time for a normal hug is determined by taking the hug initiator's attractiveness and dividing by two. For example, if the hug initiator is a six attractiveness, they can give a three second hug and still be socially acceptable, but a four second hug lingers. On the other hand, if the initiator is a nine attractiveness, a four second hug has time to spare.

The Senator was so exited about the bill getting passed, she gave me a lingering hug.

by TheBear89451 May 1, 2018