Messy Mishap

(N) When your shit is wet and loose. It requires multiple wipes and doesn’t clean up easily.

Dude I had a messy mishap. It was so messy it felt like there was a brown marker in my ass.

by McDeuce August 19, 2018

Messy

Someone who drinks and takes excessive amounts of drugs.

Did you see how messy that guy was, didn’t even know what day it was.

by Urbantheturban July 8, 2019

Messi-Ronaldo

You take a girl back to her place, get into the bedroom, donkey kick her in the fucking teeth, and leave through the fire escape

Yo, I gave this girl the hardest Messi-Ronaldo last night. She called me the next day, but I couldn’t figure out what she wanted, so I went back and gave her another Messi-Ronaldo.

by Messi-Ronaldo ;) April 15, 2019

messy camel

The act of pulling out just in time and cumming on the womans genitals also known as the "Ole' bust and clean"

Yeah homie i gave that bitch a messy camel

by Lando? June 14, 2016

messy chestnut

A messy chestnut refers to the act of a man pulling his erect penis out of a woman's vagina and ejaculating on the general chest area of the female. The man then sucks and inhales the semen into his own mouth until he collects it all. The woman opens her mouth and allows the man to spit the semen into her mouth and then let's it drip off of her chin and run back down her chest area.

I gave her a messy chestnut

by Daddy Johnson May 10, 2016

messy

slang meaning stupid, dumb, silly

A: "K and Z were arguing over something so stupid today, bro."
B: "Really? That's so messy!"

by kiwibo November 12, 2020

messy supreme

a messy supreme is where you put your dick in someones ear then in there nose up their ass then you put your cock down their throat

i gave that bitch a nice messy supreme

by magmashockwav3y November 25, 2020