Meritocracy

Academic cycle jerk

Meritocracy: when your government type is just a sapiosexual orgy.

by AshleeLuna June 11, 2019

Merrick and Rosso

Funnnnyyyyy!Merrick is known only for his dog voice that he puts on when he prank calls people and Rosso can read the time! They are the funniest people in the world! THE WORLD!!!

Merrick and Rosso are funny, hey bro?

by silly August 25, 2003

merit badge

Used to describe the behavior of someone engaging in some activity just to be edgier-than-thou.

She's a girl scout lesbian. Just wants to get the merit badge, rebel enough to make the parents persnickety and then declare her undying love of cock at age 22.

by dzd September 1, 2004

merriam

The most awesome Cyanide and Happiness comic ever! Outside of this, the definition is largely unknown.

When Merriam received his first copy of the Merriam-Webster dictionary, he was shocked to find that his friend, Webster, had named the skin between the scrotum and anus after him!

by Oonce, oonce, WTF May 30, 2008

Merita Bread swag

The moto for Merita Bread is "Baked While You Sleep." When someone has Merita Bread swag it means that they always baked (smoking marijuana) all the time.

KO- Damn that man is always smokin dog
Ace- I know, he got that Merita Bread swag

by Flokka KO October 26, 2010

merituulia

Is a shitty name for a shitty person HaHaH

Merituulia is just a name tho

by Myrzi January 2, 2019

vanessa merrell

Vanessa Merrell is a beautiful girl whose smile is killing everyone. She is the cutest girl ever and she's also very funny.

Oh look there's Vanessa Merrell! She's so cute and her smile is so beautiful.

by Emixlia February 7, 2017