mach retard

To move at an exceedingly slow pace.

Christ on a stick, the speed limit is 65, and we're stuck behind this jackass going mach retard.

by dbaggery November 6, 2007

machew

skoal smokeless tabacco none of that bitch ass copenhagen

Cigarettes are for pussy's where's machew?

by dykeassbitch February 18, 2003

mach

69mach1...Nonsexually... but as in the year of the Mustang.

I am going to save up my money and buy that yellow 69mach1 for $3500.

by rubyice September 20, 2005

Machado

Real bad player at Dota, followed by childish attitude, causing his team to lose almost every time.

Machado has left the game with a 0/15 (K/D) score.

by HasHClan May 4, 2009

Machete

the alternate name for the male "unit" usually reffered by this name to impress the length of the machete to the ladies.

hey baby, let me show you my machete.

by Anonymous June 5, 2003

machel

A beautiful outgoing lady who loves church and cooking.

Man I with I could be like Machel over there

by Nikki workkk May 11, 2018

macha

Feminine for macho. A though modern woman who cracks men's emotion like a peanut shell, uses them for her sexual pleasure, and dumps them, usually fast enough not to let them even try to become seductive or interesting.

Only the modern macha manages to give the declining male what he really deserves in a "romantic" relationship.

by Ysengrim January 2, 2004