Mary

Mary is an amazing person but sometimes she is annoying. She has some looks but not a lot. Guys don’t go near her a lot but at the end of the day she has her pillow!

Guy 1: hey is that Mary?
Guy 2: I don’t know! I heard she has a pillow!

by Biteryolo April 22, 2020

mary

virgin.

hey look its virgin mary

by applepearlemonbar December 21, 2019

Mary

Mary is THE SEXIEST BESTFREN U COULD EVA HAVE! Mary is a fcking badass funny crackhead. Everyone AND I MEAN EVERYONE needs a mary in there life. She is such a baddie

(shoutout to my bestie mary 🥴)

Person 1: Wow mary ;)
Person 2: What do you expected she’s MARY 🥴

by fatsh1t November 17, 2020

Mary

if You ever meet a mary she will always say sorry for no reason She is a very kind Person very intelligent beautiful and the most amazing person you can ever meet in your entire life

Mary is kind

by TheDareMeBro January 10, 2020

Mary

Mary is code for a girl that is a virgin, like virgin Mary, and then they have sex after 3 years.

Vannesa will become a Mary

by I am a child June 5, 2019

Mary

The name Mary, borne in the Bible by the virgin mother of Jesus, has become one of the most enduringly popular names in the Christian world.
Mary is a Devine woman who takes pride in her family and those around her. Mary finds joy in the simple things of life such as; writing, , musical theatre, art, friendly gatherings, the 1987’s hit single “hungry eyes”, and the 1980’s star Tom Selleck.

“Mary has hungry eyes for .... (insert 1980’s star name here).

by CD905 February 10, 2019

MARI

M.A.R.I (Mysterious Alcohol Related Injury)

I woke up with a MARI this morning, it hurts like hell!

by disgustingkendall December 20, 2020