The action in jerking one's self off whilst planning to reach complete and total euphoria, involves planting both feet firmly on the ground also taking a bold squatting stance next begin to breathe shallowly; before thy nut explodes you must hold thy breathe and leap from the mortal realm in which you have be sentenced to fly among the stars. you my friend, have made it.
by Mannersmakethmen July 1, 2019
Get the Major Tommug. Guy 1:"A dawg I went to pick up my check from work today, and I got fired"
Guy2: "Dam bro that's major hurting"
Ex:2 Monica: " Hey Jazzmyn and I met Maya's new boyfriend, and he's major hurting."
Guy2: "Dam bro that's major hurting"
Ex:2 Monica: " Hey Jazzmyn and I met Maya's new boyfriend, and he's major hurting."
by bunnyluv143 April 17, 2012
Get the Major Hurtingmug. by pditti July 31, 2012
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Get the Major trollmug. by Alex T November 4, 2017
Get the major howardmug. The most badass dude you can, will, or ever meet. He is the most witty motherfucker on the block, and has a love of necrophilia. If he is near Men cant help but feel Inadequate and Ladies cant help but get naked. if you ever encounter a major lee your best option is to flee in the opposite direction. also known to add adjectives to the end to make it sound witty. Ex. "Major lee Retarded" Reads as, "majorly retarded"
by Chippers your Aussie Slut October 26, 2013
Get the Major Leemug. A ‘Ben Major’ is a college major that requires little to no work during the college semester and that will land you a job that pays less than $30k per year. Examples of a ‘Ben Major’ include: Sports Administration, Exercise Science, and Gender Studies. The list may go on and on.
by Nick is the most best, He gets February 19, 2021
Get the Ben Majormug.