Chocolate Dipped Macaroons

When your nuts get stuck in the shit on your asshole before wiping.

Can anyone grab me a wipe? I've got a terrible case of chocolate dipped macaroons.

by Kerry Thomson October 31, 2016

Drug Dealer Macarena

The 'dance' when a drug dealer's phone rings and he checks top, jacket and pants pockets and pulls out several phones to see which one is ringing. The action of patting all his pockets minics the 90's dance the macarena

Drug Dealer Macarena

The dealer puts their right hand to top left pocket. Leave it there.
The dealer puts their left hand to their top right pocket.

Turn arms over, palms are up, one at a time, first right, then left.
Dealer's right hand goes to front right pants or jacket pocket, holds or pulls out cell phone
Dealer's left hand goes to front left pants or jacket pocket, holds or pulls out cell phone
Dealer's right hand goes to back right pocket, holds
Dealer's left hand goes to the back left pocket holds.
then hips are either rotated in a figure-8 pattern or given sharp pelvic thrusts.
With a small hop the dealer turns 90 degrees to their left and puts their left arm up then right arm up, holds
Then the dealer puts left hand on back of head
Dealer puts right hand on back of head so that the arms are crossed in an X.

Through all of these moves, the dancer should bounce slightly to the beat of the music, bending the knees up and down and letting the hips sway back and forth. It is a loose dance.

by B_Tree September 20, 2020

Macaroni Time

When you're having a dinner consisting only of macaroni

- It is time!
- Time for what?
- Macaroni time!

by Prahlet June 6, 2015

Macaroni

n.-

Reference to the female genitalia when extremely lubricated. The sound the labia makes when separated resemble the sound of macaroni and cheese when moved.

"My girl text me that when I get home, she gonna give me some of that macaroni."

by amm88 August 18, 2016

macarena dump

ever wondered how people manage to make whippy turds? its because they do the macarena in mid shit so it whips!
bling! see dump

wo man im doing the macarena whilst shitting! o wow ive whipped it good and proper!

by bilbo baggins March 13, 2005

Macarthur

The Filipino slang for human feces that comes back up after flushing the toilet.

"I shall return"

Maybe the toilet is broken that's why there's a macarthur floating there.

by cheesesticks March 13, 2008

macaroni slide

When you're eating macaroni and you feel a little pony in your pants.

When you're sliding into first and you feel something burst. That's a macaroni slide.

by Baginaria August 10, 2006