Marty

Major douche bag. Might as well be slang for fuck face. Someone who is disliked by all, and always has extremely evil, abusive, controlling and malicious behavior. Can’t keep a woman to save his life. May God help Marty because dammit he needs it!

Wow, what a douche bag that Marty is

by Joey Lewis July 2, 2018

farty marty

Most often used to refer to a guy named "Marty" or "Martin" who has a flatulence problem.

At the wedding party, Farty Marty stained his bastedo pants after one of his farts "went too far" & came out a bit runny.

by fifteen minutes September 10, 2004

Marty Farty

To continually make the same mistake and not realize that it was a mistake, therefore repeating the same error over and over again. Someone who has toxic-gas between the ears. Many doctors believe this type of illness is caused by an; obsessive-compulsive disorder believing that one can control things, events and even people if one can control time. In bizzare cases; one might even believe that the clock is plotting against them, putting the individual in an unhealthy and fearful state of mind. In laymens term; "shithead". There is NO known cure.

How many times are you going to Marty Farty the ball up the middle with 8 defensive players in the box?

by Painter Steve C. November 11, 2006

Martyn

A pale milky ginger kid who thinks he's better than anyone else.

He thinks he's funny when he's not and has an underlying anger problem, thinks people like him when they don't and has has been known to grunt.

That fuckin kid did my head in, I nearly nutted the cunt.
" yeah he was a proper martyn".

by Funnyffucker May 13, 2013

cyber-martyr

One who feels destined and has a craving to metaphorically die and/or suffer great punishment for a personal cause (normally some variation of religion) in Internet chat rooms and message boards.

Get a life cyber-martyr

by clemster August 22, 2007

Marty

A common nickname given to people by the name of Martin. Marty's often times tend to manage to cock-block themselves. Most Marty's resemble famous people on the internet, and make failhearts. Marty's have natural 8-pacs, yet their nipple are small like shriveled raisins. Marty's aren't the best drinkers, so if you ever see one at a party, make sure he doesn't drown in his own vommit (A common technique to prevent this would be to forcefully gag him with your fingers). Badass Marty's usually have badass friends too which is badass, badass.

Damn, Marty really needs to clean his hat. It looks like some one crapped on it.

I liked that kids mohawk...too bad he cut it off. I almost though he was a Marty.

by A Badass Friend October 22, 2010

Martyr

ONe who dies for the cause of the hood.

i was playing GTA and one of my gangsters ran out in front of me and died by friendly fire...he died for the hood...he was a martyr

by brannifannypack July 23, 2006