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one-legged Greg

A male who has either suffered a detrimental leg injury on one leg that impedes his mobility either from scar tissue or because he is missing one leg. The probability of there being a one-legged greg are exponentially higher in the modern day society. The female counterpart is known as one-legged Meg.
Greg:"FUCK! My hamstring just locked up, help a brother out."
Jeff: " No problem one-legged Greg, on it!"
by Capuchin for Hire March 8, 2023
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one-legged Meg

A female who has either suffered a detrimental leg injury on one leg that impedes her mobility either from scar tissue or because he is missing one leg. The probability of there being a one-legged greg are exponentially higher in the modern day society. The male counterpart is known as one-legged Greg
Meg:" Fuck! My hamstring locked up, oh dear Sally , please help me!"
Sally:"On it, one-legged Meg!"
by Capuchin for Hire March 8, 2023
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Pickle legged

An injury to your leg caused by playing pickleball.
You can use it as a term of disrespect like

Oh bro you are so weak you got pickle legged.

Or a term of endearment

it’s OK bro you just got pickle legged
by Nloeffler11 September 4, 2023
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Getting logged out

OH NO I GOT LOGGED OUT OF MY YOUTUBE ACCOUNT NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
True Story: I actually lost two of my YouTube accounts to this they are still faulting around the internet I just can't log in to them Getting logged out sucks
by NERDY HOODIE GUY October 20, 2023
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10 legged table

10 legged table refers to when one person is bent forward providing felatio to another person, while being penetrated from behind by additional person, and while simultaneously stimulating two other people with their hands. Five people total are involved in a "10 legged table", the one providing services, and the four receiving.
Dan was satisfied, but sore, following the 10 legged table he performed with the four college basketball players.
by blackhawk45lc October 23, 2023
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Jet lagged

Feeling nauseous/sick after a trip to zynbabwe
Charles is a little jet lagged rn from his flight to zynbabwe
by Fortnitegod11 November 29, 2023
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Eight-Legged Chinese Man

The Eight-Legged Chinese Man is an Urban Legend that's been passed from Chief to Chief in local tribes, It is said to hunt down commoners who are new to both Sun and Moon Gooning Rituals, especially to the ones attempting the said ritual without a license. It is also believed to make galloping noises as it approaches it's prey. There isn't enough research collected about this bizarre creature in the Indonesian Archipelago.
Soup: What the hell is an Eight-Legged Chinese Man? I could probably chase it off with some of my Dip.
Doo: The "Man" you mentioned just now is a very dangerous and endangered creature, now if we're planning on doing some Gooning with the boys WE HAVE TO BE PREPARED.
by The Horny December 1, 2023
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