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Legless

To be "legless" is to get so drunk that you cannot stand up or walk on your own.

Often they are the drunkest person at an event or in an area. They were probably the life of the party five minutes prior.

Leglessness is a lifestyle. You do not choose it. It chooses you.

The Legless Legacy torch or "Leglecy" is passed down from generation to generation only to those who prove their master drinking ability through a battle to the death.
1: "Hey Legless, what'd you do this weekend?"
2: "Smoked the wrong end of the cigarette, hooked up with *****, and punched my friend in the face. You know, nothing out of the ordinary."
by MarshaF October 27, 2012
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Lollenger Level 1-10

A rating given by lollers to lols. The higher the lollenger level reached, the more respect the loller receives from other lollers and also from the teachers at the lollenger academy. A level 10 will almost certainly be followed by a lolcano (an eruption of lols). Only two lolenger level 10's have been verified by the top lolenger scientists in lolsville, lol-land.
Bill: That joke was a lolenger level 7.34!!
Bob: I know man, i got a lolorgasm from that!
Bill: LOL! What a lollenger level 1-10!
by Lollsville Scientist January 21, 2009
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Rave Level 9

It's a level of party that can only be met with the proper amount of drugs, music and lights. It's the highest level that can be reached without dying. Level 10 means you have died, level 1 means shit is just getting started.
That party was awesome last night, it reached Rave Level 9 status as soon as the All Good Funk Alliance got on the decks.
by Rockmaster Rus B July 27, 2011
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Secret Cow level

Its the cow level in Diablo 2. People used to be able to whore this level to hell until patch 1.10.

Now its "lets whore baals minions"! good job blizzard you fucking idiots. I mean really, i enjoyed the constant mooing!
The Secret cow level was fucked by blizzard in patch 1.10
by E=MC^2 November 21, 2004
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third level

An adjective used to discribe ones behavior. Depending on the context can be really good or really bad, but always denotes an extreeme.
My idiot friend was being such a third level, telling everyone how i spilt an entire pint of Guinness on myself!
by Go-man June 1, 2006
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breaking sea level

To take a huge dump that while resting on the bottom of the toilet is large enough to form an island
That was a great dump; I just broke sea level!
by randall December 9, 2003
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above sea level

When someone needs to take such a large dump that the resulting pile of feces rises above the water level of the toilet.
My bathroom smelled so bad since my roommate's shit was above sea level.
by syaoran October 18, 2008
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