Lemon Squeeze

It's like a backwards melon bag.

What the HELL is a lemon squeeze?

by LadyGagaIsMyDad March 30, 2011

squeeze the lemon

to relive one self by urinating. Fluid colours may be the same as a lemmon being squeezed.

be rigt back, have to go squeeze the lemon and lay a cable.

by John-do September 22, 2006

Jif Lemon

1) The act of becoming aggressive to ones peers/enemies, usually whilst under the influence of narcotics and/or alcohol.

2) To threaten a rival male and/or extort for large sums of money.

3) Getting lemon.

"Don't get Jif Lemon"

"That geezer was getting proper Jif Lemon"

Melvin: "Someone keyed up my Sean Goater"
Me: "Savage mate, did you find out who it was?"
Melvin: "Yeah mate, i found out where he lived, phoned him up and got Jif Lemon on him .... he came round later that day with 250 quid."

by Poonoob July 26, 2010

Lemon Tree

A song written by Fools Garden in 1995.
It became a big hit in both Europe and Asia.

"...all that I can see is just another lemon tree..."

by Holiace March 11, 2009

lemon

A car that you buy that you think is good, but really it sucks like hell and will break right after you buy it.

Dude, that car was a lemon, I was about to hand over my check when the radiator blew up, coolant flowed out like my ass when I gave my woman some rusty mountains after eating that mad stale t bell.

by John Snell April 17, 2006

lemon sex

When someone tries to have sex with a lemon but their dick starts to burn because they have an STD.

I tried having lemon sex and my penis started to sting.

by Lemon job September 7, 2016

Lemonism

Lemonism is a religion of much power. A religion based around lemons, the god (who is a lemon) named Darell is the holy eternal being, he has existed much before the universe whispered its first breath. Us lemons are forever against the faction of the limes. All limes must be destroyed under any circumstance. By drinking lemon juice you are worshiping the holy sacrifices Darell makes for us every day. To worship the holy entity of Darrel please play dramatic music and tilt your hands to face the sky, look up and say your worships.

Guy 1: “What are you doing?”
Guy2: “I am thanking Darrel through the religion of Lemonism…”

by Xirock October 6, 2023