texas pink lemonade: when you put a straw in someones urethra then suck the urine out. May or may not end with one party climaxing. Results may vary.
Ethan: She seemed like a nice church girl, but then she asked me to do a Texas pink lemonade on 'er.
Eric: What a kinky bitch!
Eric: What a kinky bitch!
by scarez_was_here November 10, 2018
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Get the Drink my lemonade mug.When a person (usually a man) busts a nut and urinates at the same time creating a smoothie like consistency.
Carl: "Damnit Jim I'm about to BUST!"
Jim: "What flavor will it be this time?"
Carl: "It's going to be a Coconut Lemonade Smoothie!"
Jim: "What flavor will it be this time?"
Carl: "It's going to be a Coconut Lemonade Smoothie!"
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Get the Coconut Lemonade Smoothie mug.When a dude who goes by the name of "Mike" stands in front of a chick, proceeds to secretly make his penis hard, and then secretly angles it upwards and pisses directly into her unsuspecting face and mouth.
Mike: Hey baby girl, you like Mike's Hard Lemonade?
Chick: Oh yes I do.
Mike: Okay here I'll give you some.
*Mike then blasts her in the face*
Chick: Oh yes I do.
Mike: Okay here I'll give you some.
*Mike then blasts her in the face*
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