by Eli Johnson February 15, 2024
combination of a night of eating spicy food and excessive drinking leading to explosive shits that may or may not land on your significant other
by consuelatyrena May 01, 2016
When you can’t afford to go out somewhere and get a dessert, sometimes you have to improvise. One prime example would be pooping on a paper plate, then jizzing on said poop, which you will then put into a microwave for one minute. You’ve successfully made a Homemade Molten Lava Cake, enjoy!
Guy 1: Man I want a good dessert, but they’re just so dad gum expensive these days!
Guy 2: Have you ever tried a Homemade Molten Lava Cake, it’s completely free!
Guy 1: I’ve never heard of it, how do you make one
Guy 2: Oh boy, are you in for a treat!
Guy 2: Have you ever tried a Homemade Molten Lava Cake, it’s completely free!
Guy 1: I’ve never heard of it, how do you make one
Guy 2: Oh boy, are you in for a treat!
by Mr.NateHiggers February 23, 2024
a) (for men) : a more sperm-abundant than usual ejaculation
b) (for women) a more forceful, in terms of quantity, distance etc, expulsion of liquid during squirting
b) (for women) a more forceful, in terms of quantity, distance etc, expulsion of liquid during squirting
by Sexydimma February 13, 2014
A proprietary combination of finely washed and often flavored cocaine, mixed with a dose of Cialis or some other common vasodilator.
by Pygmy PieRisHoar October 05, 2022
by jjjonesjr33 April 12, 2018
A masterpiece of fine dining in which a woman bends over and spreads her ass cheeks as a man pours boiling water down her anal cavity and sticks his dick inside this piece of culinary craftsmanship. Gordon Ramsey, eat your heart/ass out!
I made quite the mess in the bedroom last night when Beatrizabella and I created a chocolate lava cake. Unfortunately, her asshole was too weak; as we performed this, I got a little hot cherry fudge surprise all over my mouth in the process.
by Kai the Spy April 20, 2024