Cockroach Latte

A man or woman that blends live cockroaches into a latte and pours it into their gaping butthole.

I can’t wait to make a cockroach latte tonight to impress the ol’ lady!

My favorite kink is the Cockroach latte

by Malk Juice June 12, 2025

Latte

Jacking-off in a Starbucks bathroom.

“I didn’t buy anything because starbucks funds genocide, but I did get a latte !”

by Free free Palestine April 19, 2024

Summer Latte

Summer Latte (n.): A refreshing coffee beverage consisting of a double shot of espresso served in a tall glass, filled up with cold milk. Dreamt up by a forward-thinking individual, this innovative drink offers a balanced blend of robust coffee and creamy milk. Perfect for warm weather, open minds, and weak pallettes.

Wayne, confident in his sexuality and proud of his unique taste, strode up to the counter and boldly ordered a Summer Latte. The barista stared back, confused and oblivious, as Wayne patiently explained the refreshing, creamy blend of milk and double espresso that he'd been craving.

by mod35 May 25, 2024

Blumpkin Spiced Latte

its just like a normal Blumpkin (a man receiving oral sex whilst on the toilet having a poo) but the man has diarrhea

after eating to many spicy curries john had to run to the toilet when his girlfriend came into the bathroom and gave him a Blumpkin spiced latte

by Mr FIibble February 13, 2024

Strawberry Latte

When you're eating a girl out while she's on her period and then she has diarrhea all over your face.

Mmm, I ordered a creme soda but that barista gave me a strawberry latte instead.

by dubsfilth February 23, 2024

klinky latte

Apoorva Gupta created this genius term in the UWS after receiving an iced latte, where the ice made a “clinking” sound. Pure genius.

Klinky lattes are superior to regular lattes

by cockadoodle dingle February 29, 2024

latte

A mythical group of individuals possessing unmatched strength and unrivaled charisma, often described as a collective of gods. Members of the Latte are said to dominate any situation with effortless confidence and supernatural influence. Originating from urban legends, the term "Latte" has become a symbol of ultimate coolness and power in modern slang.

"The Latte are said to walk into a room and instantly command attention, their effortless confidence turning even the most mundane moments into legendary events."

by Cole Gauge February 2, 2026