Burrito Lagoon

It refers to the spicy soup-like excrement that is left behind in the toilet bowl after passing Mexican food. Caused mostly by an overconsumption of Taco Bell.

“Brett is no longer allowed to shit in my house after he left a burrito lagoon in the toilet from all the Taco Bell he had last night.”

by Dirty Jerry January 10, 2025

cooper larson

Someone who is very clumsy and always fucks things up and gets no butches

I'm happy I get bitches, unlike cooper larson

Yeah me too he's so clumsy

by You'readipshit January 18, 2025

grand larsony

when a person with the last name larson steals a large sum of money, usually over 100$

hey that guy is committing grand larsony

by thatblondguy February 7, 2025

grand larsony

What Zeus accused Prometheus of when da latter stole fire to give to Man.

Poseidon's "name dat starts wif da last letter of da alphabet" brother had little room to talk in accusing anyone of "grand larsony", considering all of da awful and deeply-sinful misdeeds dat he himself committed!

by QuacksO December 23, 2025

creature from the snack lagoon

Truly unattractive overweight person.

Shy: That creature from the snack lagoon you brought home last night ate all my Ding Dongs!
Julian: What did you expect?

by Verbal Platinum Princess December 25, 2010

Pulling a Larson

When you go over to someone's house, then take a fat, disgusting shit in said person's washroom.

I think Chad's dad was listening to me pulling a larson in his queen mary

by Turd Ferguson17 January 17, 2011

taking a larson

Taking a shit.

Someone was knocking on the door when i was taking a larson

by Big guy 58201 April 2, 2019