Land Whale 

A fat, stupid sidekick with no real purpose except for to make its companions look better. (in most cases land whales are needed or else its 'friends' would appear hideous)

"Did you see that land whale Tiffany bowling yesterday?" "Yeah it was disgusting!"

Land Whale by J.R. 181 August 27, 2006

Land Down Under

Where women glow and men plunder


men at work

"Do you come from a land down under?
Where women glow and men plunder?
Can't you hear, can't you hear the thunder?
You better run, you better take cover."


---bad song, annoying

Land Down Under by Kung-Fu Jesus May 29, 2004

Land of Free T-Shirts 

see America.

Land of Free T-Shirts by Soiled Undergarment August 17, 2003

land mine

passing gas on a soft surface to try and mask the smell(ie couch, cinema seat). This holds the smell until you get up and walk away. Hence the land mine

Guy: So I was on a date with Julie the other day and I had some bad gas so I dropped a land mine so that she wouldn't be able to smell it.
Friend: So what happened?
Guy: Well, it worked until we got up after the movie, I think she knew it was me.

land mine by Sp33dstix March 14, 2009

Land Shark 

To drive a car through a large puddle of standing water at high speed, causing the water to splash up and hit nearby pedestrians.

The wave looks something like a shark fin if seen from across the street.

That was a brutal Land Shark Steve scored on those freshman walking to class with his Impala!

Land Shark by iocat January 24, 2011

land mine

Ejaculating purposely on the floor to where you know your roommate is going to step on it.

Roomate: (Walks into the room) Sup man... ahh shit I just stepped in something wet
Jared: hahaha its a land mine
Roomate: What is that?
Jared: My jizz.... haha... gotcha bitch!!

land mine by Hoffman Hoffamazing February 15, 2006

land bombs 

Combination of land mine and bomb. Often used to described used, snotty tissues found in the near vicinity of garbage can on floor.

Coel, for fuck sakes pick your land bombs. Gross.

land bombs by chiaturtle May 15, 2014