Lana Kolia

Lana Kolia is a great friend that knows how to just make you laugh, however she has horrible taste in men and follows people/friends around like a little puppy dog.

Despite those downsides, Lana is a beautiful and kind person and very strange. She is a good friend but often can make mistakes in relationships and is the kind of girl who breaks up with a boy over 4 + times.

"She has broken up with him again!"

"She must be a Lana Kolia"

by debzluvzu October 19, 2022

lana del rey fan

person whose lungs will last no longer than 2 days.

x: hey are you a lana del rey fan?
y: (coughs) yes (coughs)
x: are those marlboro cigarretes? kys plz

by me or mistery human August 21, 2023

lana del rey

amazing

person 1: “who is lana del rey?”
person 2: too good to be real. she is amazing

by leaxoz October 2, 2023

lana del rey gay

a gay who has lana del rey as his wallpaper on his phone. he contours his face and does his eyebrows. he considers himself liberal and open-minded, but is in fact a huge racist

oh my god, get a load of that lana del rey gay. he's like a southern belle in zachary quinto's body

by skaterdave June 16, 2016

lana coded

a person that has alluring and appealing characteristics. they are sweet and soft but also intriguing and dark. they’re the physical form of a lana song because of their majestic nature.

he’s lana coded

by lanadelrey4ever! September 21, 2023

Lana Del Ray

A fucking privileged middle aged white karen who brings other people as a token to make her not seem as a total racist. She also tries to look oppressed, like other artists who received way MORE backlash than her whole career. She also is tone deaf about the coronavirus, when she decided to host a book signing, but wore a mask ACCESSORY and not following covid guild lines. Her fans are little devils who will cancel you for only saying the truth about their "oppressed" white girl Lana.

Lana Del Ray is annoying.

by uarefads February 4, 2021

Lana Wolf

A fictional porn star that if she did exist would be a great story of an American hero. Her story would be of the struggle of the suburban downtrodden geek who overcomes her obstacles to eventually becoming one of the biggest porn stars in the world. Its a heart warming biography with vision and love that will leave you filled up inside. It's a perfect role model for all who need something for that deep hole we all have. But it will especially touch the dyslexic. Because no one knows the painful bullying of dyslexia like Lana Wolf.

Look for her story to come out and touch all of us one way or another..
She is a fictional character but her story will be told someday.

One of the loudest over comers of large obstacles is none other than Lana Wolf.

by Texas Beezler September 16, 2016