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Kristian 

He is gay, abnormally small penis, ugly as fuck
Man, thank god im not kristian
Kristian by Jonny 515 May 24, 2016

Kristina 

They are pretty, can be bitchy and look ratchets. They want attention, usually famous on internet but they repulse people in real life. They are gorgeous but lack self-esteem. Can be a bit bipolar.
Guy 1: Kristina twerked her ass off
Guy2: She twerked on me LOL
Kristina by Handsomedork March 24, 2018

Kristina 

Wow, Kristina looks like fucking dog shit. She’s a fucking bitch!
Kristina by I spit GAY facts September 22, 2019

Kristina 

A dummy who believes the Internet cuz urban dictionary is soo accurate
Don’t be a Kristina just cuz urban dictionary said it!
Kristina by Hazelnuttzo October 1, 2020

Kristina 

a sickening slutpuppy with a mantastic chin.
usually mistaken for a genderbender.
known to be truthfully a slut, and upholds the reputation of a prostitute-like entity.
Did you see Kristina last night? that whore has lost her mind.
Kristina by ~loveless October 20, 2008

kristama 

1. A female name mainly popular in 'hippy' culture.

2. Also a name given by parents when they hate their child.

3. Similar to a noob but worse.
Guy 1: Dude that guy was such a noob!

Guy 2: Let it slip mate, hes a Kristama.
kristama by Mechanoids November 2, 2006