Kong

When you get a hole-in-one in golf and/or minigolf on any shot that isn't the first stroke you take. That is to say, you get a hole-in-one from the starting position but just happen to do it after you have already taken a stroke.

"Yo Nendge, did you just get a holza on that putt, mate?"

"Garl, I wish brother. It was merely a kong."

by Pandabebz December 20, 2022

Chunky Kong

The last member of the DK Crew that is so strong that it isn't funny, can make a Kremling cry out for mommy, can pick up a boulder with relative ease, makes crushing rocks such a breeze, he is slow, cant jump high, and hell of a guy. Also, he's dead and IDGAF.

Guy 1: Hey you know the last member of the DK Crew?
Guy 2: Chunky Kong. Why?
Guy 1: Who the fuck is that?
Guy 2: Idk

by bitchtit123 September 17, 2020

Kingofunrealuk

A master of the game Unreal Tornament and all Deathmatch based games, especially against the uber l33ts. Only comes out of hiding at night.

Woah Kingofunrealuk you rock!

by J0rdan March 2, 2004

Donkey konga

the secretive term used among males to refer to the act of playing with a females breast usually in a bongo manner as inspired by the nintendo game.

"as the girl with huge breast entered the room the guys acknowledged it with a suggestion to play the game donkey konga"

-or-

guy 1: did u seem dem titties?

guy 2: hell yea we cud play some serious donky konga!

by THE REAL MACDADDY August 11, 2009

Hong Kong Bong

A way to smoke when you forgot the bong . When you are squatting taking a shit in a Hong Kong toilet use the toilet paper roll and pack it full of green .

Trent : "oh no I forgot the bong!"
Thomas : "don't worry I'll make a Hong Kong Bong"

by Jointy Smokes July 21, 2018

Kongregate

A website, where you can chat and play a game simoultaneously!!!

The authorities of Kongregate:
Administrators: greg, jimgreer, emily_greer, Ducklette, AlisonClaire, Kongretgate, Jonathan, jvoorhis, phoenix00017, and jim7(there are more!!!)
Curators: JohannasGarden, rawismojo, jindo, Derjaz, truendymion, Darth_sirov, Dinosaur_Hunter, matt, and TheDavidCarney(possibly more in the future...)
Room owners: Genx, IAmTheCandyMan, Mostly_Harmless, and Akasharoo(there are more!!!)
Moderators: MossyStump, Storageheater, Kralis, todbot1, oink, aenh, awalters, DragonFlame997, Nahh, unproductive and GormenGhast(there are more!!!)

by ALEXtheEMO November 21, 2009

Kong

A movement in the art of Parkour designed to clear an obstacle using the hands. Execution involves running towards an obstacle of about waist height, jumping about 1-2 feet before the obstacle and placing the hands on the desired object. You should then tuck your knees in towards your chest and your momentum force your body forwards. When clear of the object, release your tuck and prepare for landing by slightly bending your legs and extending your hands to absorb the impact. If performed from a height, a roll should be implemented to reduce shock further.

"I just did a speed vault over that wall there."
"Really? I would have used a kong."

by Josh Knill September 17, 2006