Kiddie fiddler

A Kiddie fiddler is another name for pedometer, meaning that an adult likes to toucheck kids

Yo, that guy over there is some Kiddie fiddler

by Tom Clancy's Rainbow Six Siege March 6, 2019

kiddy buzzer

Can't hang with the drinking professionals. Passes out like a little kid. Big Da Da drinks kids under the table

Don't be a kiddy buzzer pussy... Drink up or go to bed. Do you need Big Dad to tuck you in?

by Earlcando September 14, 2013

Kiddy diddler

Someone who fondles, sniffs and inappropriately gazes at young children.

Pseudo president Joe Biden is a kiddy diddler.

by S_Dtulip August 29, 2023

Gun Kiddie

A child obsessed with guns despite lacking knowledge about the topic.
Similar to: Script kiddie

f*cking gun kiddie, the shell doesn't come out the front of the gun!

by Geraldston December 30, 2023

Kiddies

something that is small, soft, simple or easy

“My 6 leg multi just got up”
“How much was it paying”
“$4”
“Oh that’s kiddies”

by wassssupbaby July 11, 2021

buddy kiddy

buddy kiddy

hi buddy kiddy.

by buddy kiddy March 2, 2022

kiddy litter

Refers to a poor state of living establishments for babies or toddlers. It comes from the word "Kitty litter" where you stick a kitten in a room, put newspaper of the floor and a box of kitty litter. If the baby is kept in a room similar to this it is certainly a kiddy litter room but would also be considered one if there were any wires, drills, drugs, rude magazines, medication and all assorted NO NO'S!

Jane "Laura have you seen Margaret's baby yet?"

Laura "Yeah it was living in kiddy litter!"

Margaret "We need to get him neutered soon"

by Chugmeister of Sicily June 19, 2010