Johnathon

The guy with the biggest dick and all the bitches

Johnathon is the best
Did you see Johnathon he is so hot

by 456.11.37.24 April 26, 2022

Jonathyn

A guy that is a man whore and likes to hook up with and date girls with large features. Example: nose, breasts, bum, eyes, ears, etc.

Man did you see his girlfriend's nose? That dude is such a Jonathyn!

by threegirlsonacomputer March 9, 2009

Jonathan

Jonathan C.
A sexy, handsome, amazing guy.
Felicia's boyfriend.

Oh look! Theres Jonathan! *faints*
I sure would like to have me a Jonathan.

by hisamazinglittlegirlfriend January 18, 2011

Jonathan Taylor Thomas

When a girl engages in a sexual act with three men named Jonathan, Taylor and Thomas at the same time. Also referred to receiving a JTT

Suzanne loves every time she receives a Jonathan Taylor Thomas

by Dykstra January 9, 2009

jonathan kelly

Jonathan Kelly is an amazing guy that you will love for ever. He can be one of your best friend or your best lover. He is sweeet, handsom, funny, athletic, smart, kind, generous, and is one of the best people you will meet. If you are lucky enough to call him yours he will never leave you. He is the best kisser you will ever kiss, his lips are so soft, but when you start kissing you won't want to stop. So if you get the chance to marry or date a Jonathan Kelly you are the luckiest woman in the world.

Damn his lips are soft he must be a Jonathan Kelly.

by Shannon_twolve50 December 1, 2013

Jonathan Swift

Masturbating to classic literature in a short period of time.

"I don't have much time! Quick hand me that copy of A Modest Proposal. I'm gonna run to the bathroom and pull a Jonathan Swift".

by Jodan Daisu July 10, 2017

Johnathanius

A name givin to a guy called John, Johnny or Johnathon that says their super dooper motherfucking hot

Omg its johnathanius, i would fuck him for the rest of my life if i could

by ZimbaZombaZamba February 26, 2010