soggy jewish perm

the act of wanking in the shower, then ejaculating into a mass of your own mothers pubic hair, but in doing so clogging the plug hole. afterwards, the cum-filled hair must be fished out using a bare hand, then the semen must be filtered from the hair using both hands. One may then choose to shower again, as flecks of solidified sperm may have become lodged in nooks or crannies

'im goin for a shower'
'wil u b indulgin in a soggy jewish perm'
'of course'

by a_nonymous November 5, 2006

Jewish Tip

When you fuck a girl and throw a dollar bill at her afterwards.

This guy gave me a Jewish Tip last night.

by Stevie Yates September 13, 2009

jewish ass rape

A situation that occurs when you are winning at Super Mario Kart and then suddenly find yourself in last place.

"Dude, I just totally got jewish ass raped by luigi and his red shell!"

by koopa1 November 2, 2006

Jericho

The most epic person you will ever meet. He may be small, but big things can in small packages if you know what I mean ;) He also gets all the ladies and he is an insane skater, so never play him in skate unless you want to get raped.

Seth: You see that guy over there? He's hella good at skating and scores all the ladies.

Patrick: Yeah, I heard his name is Jericho.

by Concrete Penguin October 24, 2011

Jewish Sex

Sex that occurs only before marriage.

Moshe complained to his friends: "Oiy Vay, since my wedding day, I haven't been able to shtup my wife!!! WHO KNEW!!!"

by Myles Longstein June 23, 2004

Jewish Fever

When a jew (Most likely male) sees an opportunity to make money, and jumps on it in a heartbeat. In this time of disarray, the jew goes through what is called "Jewish Fever".

"Man, the other day I dropped 33 cents on the floor, and while I was reaching down to pick it up, David just jumped out of no where and swiped it. He must be suffering from Jewish fever."

by Swaggy P (aka Ashy Larry) February 29, 2012

Jewish Lightning Bolt

When a man of jewish descent, ukrainian bitch slaps a dick, making it ejaculate in a striking, lightning bolt position.

You ever had a Jewish Lightning Bolt? Mine shot to the ceiling!

by BigDickSamantha December 13, 2016