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its be your jelly but a fishโจ ,as well it been premade by a dick shit like lewis.

marry dick shit๐ŸŒต๐Ÿพ๐ŸŒณ๐Ÿฆ”๐Ÿฆ”๐Ÿฆ”๐Ÿ•๐Ÿณ๐Ÿฆ”
sam: hay were my jelly
lewis:i made a premade jellyfish

sam:noooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!!
by ciller cattle March 13, 2020
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evil jellyfish

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when youโ€™re on your period and you feel a jellyfish like thing flop out of your vagina
โ€œi just felt the evil jellyfishโ€
by anonymous September 14, 2020
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Brown Jellyfish

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When a woman (or man) puts on a condom and their sexual partner shits on the condom and takes it off, and then proceeds to snort said condom and pulls it directly out of their mouth and repeats until the condom no longer has shit on it.
โ€œDid you guys hear what Levin and Presley did last night? I heard they were just bored and did a brown jellyfish.โ€
by Foxracinghats February 1, 2021
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vampire jellyfish

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A fetus. A collection of cells sucking nutrients out of it's host, and the umbilical cord (belly button) is essentially both your mouth and anus, just like a jellyfish. Thus vampire jellyfish.
The baby is at that vampire jellyfish stage, we don't really know what it is it's just the blood sucker.
by God moment March 13, 2021
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A sex toy that is only the ass portion that has been abandoned on the beach
Randy found a forbidden jellyfish on the beach and now it stings when he pisses
by Unslanted March 18, 2021
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Superfast Jellyfish

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A youtuber most famous for his hilariously obvious fake blindfold speedrun of Super Mario 64.
Person 1: yo man did you see Superfast Jellyfish fake blindfold speedrun?

Person 2: yes that shit was so bad!
by Im_Verminator January 28, 2023
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angry jellyfish :]

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thats me!
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on urban dictonary, im named angry jellyfish : , for some reason
by angry jellyfish :] April 8, 2023
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